tampons n' teabagging

Terran: Nah. They usually just rub their ballsweat on my face and then leave me alone. They're pretty cool about it.
Me: oh so you get the extra kick in the pants w/ the teabagging
Me: very nice
Terran: It comes with the territory.
Me: typical
Terran: Yeah. It's a guy thing.
Me: we ladies just leave trails of tampons
Me: they lead to chocolate and nail polish
Terran: Well that sounds...very pleasant!
Me: its quite the set up

Oh...

How I love the reassurance that we're all human.